you know your high when...

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Postby DaMan15 » Wed Nov 19, 2008 11:47 am

1. you come up with the craziest physical theories ever but they all make sense to you and your friends

2. you and your friends skeem up a way to make a million dollars

3. you think your playing the guitar like you never have before but your so high all you can do is strum a single chord

keep this going
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Postby soda shack » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:11 pm

when you forget you still have the bowl in your hand.

when you laugh at everything on tv, including the commercials.

when people have to ask you, "are you high?"
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Postby KrowleyRock » Wed Nov 19, 2008 3:57 pm

when you suddenly realize you have been driving for an hour, have no idea where you were headed, have no idea where you are, yet somehow manage to end up at your destination anyway, albeit maybe a little late
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Postby nadris » Wed Nov 19, 2008 4:52 pm

when you start to say something and two words into the sentence you totally forget what your talking about..
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Postby soda shack » Thu Nov 20, 2008 1:15 am

you realize that nobody in the room has said anything for 20 minutes.

you start and finish all your sentences with "dude..."
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Postby Rebel » Thu Nov 20, 2008 2:37 pm

nadris wrote:when you start to say something and two words into the sentence you totally forget what your talking about..

Or in my case, I'll start explaining something and then half-way through it, I get tired of my own story. :lol: So, I just say stop talking and don't even finish my point.
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Postby the Magical man » Thu Nov 20, 2008 6:41 pm

...when you get done eating a granola bar and sit there for 5 minutes and all of a sudden you notice a bowl of ice cream sitting there that you forgot about. :)
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Postby DaMan15 » Fri Nov 21, 2008 2:15 am

or when you eat the granola bar then a few minutes later your like dude where the fuck did my granola bar go?
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Postby soda shack » Fri Nov 21, 2008 12:47 pm

or you take one spoonful of ice cream, then spend the next 15 minutes thinking about how it was made from the stuff that comes out of cow tits.

its a thinker...
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Postby KrowleyRock » Sun Nov 23, 2008 10:16 pm

dude, i just ate some ice cream, dude





whoa...... i ate the ice cream after i ate hamburgers. i wonder if the hamburger cow knew the ice cream cow.
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Postby soda shack » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:35 pm

what if it was the same cow?

or, what if the cow that made the hamburger was weaned by the cow that made the ice cream? or, what if it was fed the cow that made the ice cream?





you know your high when... you forget you were gonna do something even though you had it all planned out.
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Postby Lokine » Mon Nov 24, 2008 12:36 pm

Haha I was thinking those same things.
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Postby fruni » Tue Nov 25, 2008 4:13 am

you know your high when you have to tell people you stayed up all night.
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Postby soda shack » Tue Nov 25, 2008 11:50 am

:lol: oh man, i had to think about that one for a second. nice job.
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Postby BluntmasteR » Sun Dec 07, 2008 9:28 am

you know you're high when you finish a blunt, sit bck and enjoy a movie...only to realize that theres another blunt.
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