Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls!
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge--
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.
Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge--
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or--
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big--
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?--
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a--
Fan: Woody? Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's--
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.
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