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by **choi** » Mon Nov 28, 2005 10:23 pm

I like the idea of having this thread. Not because I think we need an area to write random thoughts/ideas, but because now everytime someone makes a stupid off topic comment we can simply refer them to this dead end. Good Idea

by **Bone_Daddy** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 12:48 am

keep 'em in their place! :wink:

that reminds me, i was walking by my local Target the other day and in front of the bench was like a stencil spraypainted on the ground that said "Do Not Question Authority" and had a picture of a riot officer clubbing someone. i thought it was pretty cool. some skater must have sprayed it there.

by **soda shack** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:00 am

Radar Operator: Colonel, you better have a look at this radar.
Colonel: What is it, son?
Radar Operator: I don't know, sir, but it looks like a giant--
Jet Pilot: Dick. Dick, take a look out of starboard.
Co-Pilot: Oh my God, it looks like a huge...
Bird-Watching Woman: Pecker.
Bird-Watching Man: [raising binoculars] Ooh, Where?
Bird-Watching Woman: Over there. What sort of bird is that? Wait, it's not a woodpecker, it looks like someone's--
Army Sergeant: Privates! We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with--
Baseball Umpire: Two balls!
[looking up from game]
Baseball Umpire: What is that. It looks just like an enormous--
Chinese Teacher: Wang. pay attention.
Wang: I was distracted by that giant flying--
Musician: Willie.
Willie: Yeah?
Musician: What's that?
Willie: [squints] Well, that looks like a huge--
Colonel: Johnson.
Radar Operator: Yes, sir?
Colonel: Get on the horn to British Intelligence and let them know about this.

Basil: Did we get Dr. Evil?
Radar Operator: No, sir, he got away in that big spaceship that looks like a huge--
Teacher: Penis. The male reproductive organ. Also known as tallywhacker, schlong, or--
Friendly Dad: Wiener? Any of you kids want another wiener?
Friendly Son: Dad, what's that?
Friendly Dad: I don't know, son, but it has great big--
Peanut Vendor: Nuts. Hot, salty nuts. Who wants some?--
Peanut Vendor: Lord Almighty!
Woman: That looks just like my husband's--
Circus Barker: ONE-EYED MONSTER. Step right up and see the One-eyed Monster!
Cyclops: RARRR.
Cyclops: Hey, what's that? It looks like a--
Fan: Woody? Woody Harrelson! Could I have your autograph?
Woody: Sure. Oh, my Lord! Look at that thing!
Fan: It's so huge.
Woody: No, I've seen bigger. That's--
Dr. Evil: Just a little prick.

by **Bone_Daddy** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:01 am

Austin Powers, Baby!

by **soda shack** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:05 am

hells yeah.

by **Bone_Daddy** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:08 am

since this thread has no real topic, i figure i can say Good Night here.

goin' to bed.. it's a little past midnight here and i've got to be up at 5:30 tomorrow. night, yall. have some exotic stoner dreams.

by **biev420** » Wed Nov 30, 2005 1:39 am

I'm fuckij wasted and i dont guive a damn about rules. Haha smoke many buds for my hangover peeps..

later

-biev

by **Bone_Daddy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:03 pm

beef: what was the fight about? i mean, why did he hit you out of nowhere?

by **beef** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:33 pm

Bone_Daddy wrote:beef: what was the fight about? i mean, why did he hit you out of nowhere?

we were just fuckin around and then he pushed me for some reason and i pushed him back and then he said somthin like "dont fuckin push me" or some shit so i went to take off my backpack and while i was takin my backpack off(when my hands were still behind my back) he sucker punched me in my nose and my nose busted open and then we faught. he wasent really over anything we went from fuckin around to fighting in like 3 or 4 seconds

by **Bone_Daddy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:36 pm

that's fuckin lame. were you taking your backpack off to fight him? or just taking it off?
he probably thought you were taking it off to fight, and thought he'd get a head start. what a bitch.

by **beef** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:39 pm

yea i took it off to fight him. i had my "im gonna own ur ass bitch" look on my face and he just hit me and like kinda tackled me with a running start and thats when the fight started. im pissed cuz every time i hit him my sweater would block my knuckles and by the time i finally got him in the corner with his face in the ground i just stopped fighting cuz i didnt wanna fuck up my nose anymore

by **Bone_Daddy** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:41 pm

fuck that, i woulda kicked him in the mouth.
one good kick to the face and it's [/fight]

by **beef** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 1:43 pm

i know i regret stopping the fight SOOOOO much right now. i could of so easily just done the same thing to him that he did to me and fucked him up more. but after like 10 hits the the head i almost passed out and was feelin really fucked up and had like no cordination at all

by **Necole24** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:40 pm

this room aint useless... i cant find that tempory chat room they got on here and someone help me??? Please

by **doobieman420** » Tue Dec 13, 2005 4:57 pm

http://www.chatzy.com/549179366064

see ya there

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