a really shitty predicament

[R0lliN_StOneD]

i recently got an mip for alcohol (it nothing to do with weed) and i was wondering if thier gonna drop me when i go to court or whenever...i dont wanna quit smoking and i dont feel like spending an extra 30 bucks to get that ready clear or whatever that shits called that cleans you out...any one know of any home made cleaners or masks or anything i can use to pass the test...ive heard that if you put a few drops of bleach in the cup after you piss in it that it will make you pass but i would imagine theyd be able to detect that.

[R0lliN_StOneD]

im still looking for a cheap way to pass a drug test...anyone got any ideas?

[lilroach56]

dont smoke weed
drink a bunch of water
exercise a lot
eat healthy

exercise + healthy food + enough water = good metabolism

if you know when your drug test is look up info about diluting for passing. Id stop smoking though, save up your money and when you pass your test buy a ton and smoke a lot.

[magnus]

there arent many good ways to cheat tests from the hospital or a professional place

just quit 2 weeks b4 and drink a lot of water and gatorade(to make piss yellow) and take 2 daily vitamins the day of thest(to make piss yellow) drink a gallon b4 the test and your piss will still be yellow b/c of the vitamins

[beef]

bleach only works on home kits

[RealizeLegalizeHarmonize]

exercise heaps so you burn off tainted body fat, then about a week or so before the test, eat big and fatty, put on another layer of body fat without any THC in it

[real1ty]

Buy some Pam Juice, drink a lot of water, herbal tea's - the works. It may not seem like it works, but it'll get you through.

A lot of things such as detox pills and drinks will only get rid of 2 or 3 hours of what you smoked, so you'd need to do it about 2 or 3 hours before the test itself (pending of course).

[Kaptain Kush]

buy some sure gel mix it with water and drink it the day before the test