How close have you been to death?

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How close have you been to death?

Postby DAY-DREAMER-MAN » Sat Apr 07, 2007 5:06 pm

when i was four, i was jumping on my bed and i landed on my head, through a glass table onto the floor, cracked my head right open, and broke fingers, which left me unconsious all at once. Luckily, it was infront of my mom and grandma so they called 911
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Postby uk_smoker » Sun Apr 08, 2007 4:52 pm

when i was drunk one time someone got me off my back a second before i was sick. thas bout it tho, not very impressive.
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Postby last_orders » Sun Apr 08, 2007 6:47 pm

comin out of the gates of school on my bike some bitch gave me the all clear to cross the road cause i couldent see the oncoming traffic. i beleived her an the front wheel of my bike was hit as i crossed in front of her car, a second earlier it would of been me insted of the wheel. i was flipped off the bike but only got a few scratches an bruises, she was waiting to turn into the school an gave me the nod that it was safe to go, never been so fuckin angry at sombody, could of gotten seriously hurt or killed.
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Postby potheads_unite » Sun Apr 08, 2007 10:51 pm

i was driving my girlfriend home and she was steering as i was changing the song on the radio on my ipod and she got a phone call and let go of the wheel and we almost hit a telephone pole.
oh an we where high as shit. yeah that was relly scary. that's one of the reason's that i dont want to smoke haze again
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Postby Alberts » Mon Apr 09, 2007 8:11 am

working at a gas station n was robbed with a gun to my head.. i truthfully wasnt that scared
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Postby RealizeLegalizeHarmonize » Mon Apr 09, 2007 9:18 pm

got into a fistfight with a priest. easily kicked his ass, but he managed a quick prayer before i knocked him unconcious, so Jesus flew over and we got into a massive punch on.

I won, but suffered severe head injuries, almost killed me that holy fucker. luckily i managed to knee him in the skull and crack it right open.
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Postby StickyIcky_BB » Mon Apr 09, 2007 10:19 pm

that sounds more like a near death experience for him and not you.. lol. wtf are you fighting a priest for?
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Postby last_orders » Tue Apr 10, 2007 7:37 pm

doubt he was bein serious stickyicky
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Postby BerettaM92FS » Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:07 pm

I was about 7 when this happened. Being really stupid and young, I thought it would be cool to have a mega center of my TV's all stacked up on eachother, you know, one for video games, another for watching, etc. In the end, there were 2 or 3 TVs stacked on one another with a VCR in with up, all stacked vertically. The stack was on a counter which is about 5 feet from the ground in front of my bed, literally right in front of it. A little bit after I was done stacking, the top small TV along with the medium TV all fell. I luckily got out of the way cause I was laying down. My cat was also on the bed at the time and she got away quickly too, probablly faster than I did when all this shit came tumbling down. That's probablly the closest I've been to dying or being extremely hurt.
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Postby RealizeLegalizeHarmonize » Wed Apr 11, 2007 4:49 am

StickyIcky_BB wrote:that sounds more like a near death experience for him and not you.. lol. wtf are you fighting a priest for?


i used the holy water for my bong, and ate the flesh of jesus and the blood of christ bread and wine coz i had major munchies. he didnt take it too well.

yeah, it was a sort of near death experience for both jesus and I, ever since the battle, weve kept out of each other way.
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Postby Tritus_17 » Thu Apr 12, 2007 10:48 pm

last_orders wrote:comin out of the gates of school on my bike some bitch gave me the all clear to cross the road cause i couldent see the oncoming traffic. i beleived her an the front wheel of my bike was hit as i crossed in front of her car, a second earlier it would of been me insted of the wheel. i was flipped off the bike but only got a few scratches an bruises, she was waiting to turn into the school an gave me the nod that it was safe to go, never been so fuckin angry at sombody, could of gotten seriously hurt or killed.

i would have jumped on her hood, kicked in her windshiled, and slit open one side of her cheek. no word of a lie. The nearest i ever came to dying i would suppose would be this quad accident i had when i was in grade 6 or something. me and step-sis doubling (no helmets of course) and we drop down a little dip i misse ddue to tall grass, but her force behind me sent me flying over the handlebars, i bashed my skull so hard on the steel grating on the front(my body was flying up, and then got snapped downward jacknife style due to my legs catching the handlebars as the quad bounced back up to meet my skull) and then i sorta rolled over and flopped onto the ground. stood up, felt the goosegg on my head which was about as big as my fist (my eyes ended up swelling out further than my nose, i could only see out of one of them) and i found out after the whole incidedntwhen i was back at the camper that i needed hardcore stitches from a gaping leg wound ( i hooked the throttle with the meat on my thigh and it ripped a big gash and ended up being bent like 45degress from me rolling when i was caught) yeah i never even got a concussion or bled at all.
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Postby Black Death » Sun Apr 15, 2007 7:03 pm

One time in the summer of 94, me and some kids from my nieborhood went swimming in a near by lake, and I dove in the deep end and become delusional and thought down was up and up was down, so i swam farther down thnking that the suface was close. When I relized my mistake I was 20 feet under water with only seconds of air left, thos female life guard dove in and draged me to the beach, I passed out from lack of oxygen, and then I remeber being in an ambulance puking.
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Postby R0lliN_StOneD » Tue May 01, 2007 7:26 pm

one of my friends got me to do blaster (air duster/keyboard cleaner) and we did one little can and it was the fuckin shit so we went in and bought 2 more mega cans...and by the time those were dry i was sooooo fucked up i tried to walk across the parking lot at the mall (we were doin duster in the parking lot) all i remember is getting out of the car and then waking up with a huge headache (turned out to be a concussion) and like 20 people standin around me..i stood up and acted like i was fine and it was no big deal..the security guard was askin me what happend and some guy was like "its probably heat stroke" so i went with that and made up a story about me mowin my friends lawn (who was in the car puking on himself) and i didnt drink alot of water and thats why i passed out..the security guard asked for all my information like my name phone number address and shit..i lied about all of it..then he looks me in the eyes and says "if i find out you lied about any of this information your gonna have some boys in blue knockin on your door" i said ok and walked into the mall thinkin "you dont know where my door is fuck head.." well i tore the side of my face open and was bleedin all down my face and neck walkin through the mall lol...i ran into some friends right before i passed out and they walked inside with me so i had them take me home...told my dad what happend and had him drive me to the emergency room..was there all night..suffered severe head and neck injuries..couldnt turn my head for a couple days..and had the WORST HANGOVER EVER!! for about 2 days straight...sucked ass..
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Postby juicyjchica19 » Sun May 06, 2007 12:47 am

RealizeLegalizeHarmonize wrote:
StickyIcky_BB wrote:that sounds more like a near death experience for him and not you.. lol. wtf are you fighting a priest for?


i used the holy water for my bong, and ate the flesh of jesus and the blood of christ bread and wine coz i had major munchies. he didnt take it too well.

yeah, it was a sort of near death experience for both jesus and I, ever since the battle, weve kept out of each other way.


you are so mean! lol im catholic so yeah, be nice about jesus now. but none the less, you live in a free country as well.

yeah, i think i was near death when i was 4 and fell of my top bunk and had the large wooden ladder fall ontop of me as well. felt great lol.
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Postby (exit) » Sun May 06, 2007 10:37 am

last summer at a party i drank a 40 of polar ice and a 26 of rum to the head, in about 20minutes. we went to the 711 to get some munchies and i passed out on shoulder of the highway. drove to the hospital by ambulance and all. amost died there, which is why i dont drink anymore
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